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sure enough--we go, we enter the club--we sit at a table almost ringside and after some 2 hours we leave. The place is fairly crowded. The "waiter, a girl in boy's clothes, leans over us and talks to us several times... and doesn'r read...people from nearby tables look...and nothing. Our friend leaves in a swish of skirts triumph- antly. He's passed one of the toughest tests with fly- ing colors. As I said before...people just don't look for details. So for a successful TV adventure you need only 2 ingredients; a large city and guts.

See you in TRANSVESTIA No.5 and dont forget THE CHEVALIER D'EON

(((ED. NOTE: Susanna, we can appreciate the spot the renigging left you in and the necessity to revert to "square" guests (instead of curves that is), but how about a suggestion! why not set a particular week- end or ends sometime in advance and designate it as being for TV's only. This would give the girls a spe- cific goal to air for instead of just any time, would allow them to save up their mad money, and would chan- nel all of them into one period instead of just a scattered few over the summer. Then even if things. did not jel at the last minute the loss wouldn't be so great. I'm sure nobody wants to see the wonderful op- portunity that you have been so good as to arrange go down the drain, but for many it would be like the first day at a nudist camp for ordinary people. May I also suggest requiring a small but non-returnable deposit payable several weeks in advance so you would know what to plan on and wouldn't be left entirely in the lurch if some chickened out. There is always the good psychology that if one pays a deposit on something he is liable to go thru with the rest of the deal just he won't lose anything. Maybe some of the girls need a little prodding like this. Wish I lived in the east, I'd sure be there. I've done most everything else, but a whole weekend with nothing but TVs around and a professional impersonator show to boot....wow!!)))

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